Post by Wheresmefloatgon on Mar 7, 2003 13:41:36 GMT
The bailiff was walking along the river and notice someone laid on the riverbank with his arm in the water.
He was obviously tickling trout because alongside him on the bank lay 12 beautiful plump trout, all over 2 pounds.
"What's this then" he shouted, and was amazed to see that he had caught the local vicar.
"Oh my God" said the vicar, obviously very embarrassed at being caught, "What have I done? What will the parishioners think? I'm done for, please don't take this any further"
The bailiff looked from the vicar to the dozen trout laying on the bank, and rubbing his chin said "Tell me how you managed to catch all these fish and I will only consficate them and let you off, but you must never do this again"
Gratefully the vicar accepted and said "I simply rub my right hand between a womans thighs and the trout seem to flock to it"
The bailiff looked a bit dubious but picked up the fish and headed home to his cottage.
On the way home he got to thinking and decided to try it. As he walked indoors he noticed his wife bent to put something in the oven so he quickly slipped his hands between her thighs rubbing gently.
" Going fishing again vicar" she said!!!!!
He was obviously tickling trout because alongside him on the bank lay 12 beautiful plump trout, all over 2 pounds.
"What's this then" he shouted, and was amazed to see that he had caught the local vicar.
"Oh my God" said the vicar, obviously very embarrassed at being caught, "What have I done? What will the parishioners think? I'm done for, please don't take this any further"
The bailiff looked from the vicar to the dozen trout laying on the bank, and rubbing his chin said "Tell me how you managed to catch all these fish and I will only consficate them and let you off, but you must never do this again"
Gratefully the vicar accepted and said "I simply rub my right hand between a womans thighs and the trout seem to flock to it"
The bailiff looked a bit dubious but picked up the fish and headed home to his cottage.
On the way home he got to thinking and decided to try it. As he walked indoors he noticed his wife bent to put something in the oven so he quickly slipped his hands between her thighs rubbing gently.
" Going fishing again vicar" she said!!!!!