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Post by Gary on Mar 24, 2003 20:06:23 GMT
Lester wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Lester looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Lester asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Lester asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!" ;D ;D
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Post by matttttt on Mar 25, 2003 20:55:48 GMT
I don't get it? ;D
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Post by CARPDEVIL on Mar 25, 2003 22:58:09 GMT
Matt Ask your mum,
Baz
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Post by Gary on Mar 25, 2003 23:17:07 GMT
Baz. . ;D ;D ;D
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Post by matttttt on Mar 26, 2003 19:21:11 GMT
She don't get it either
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Post by CARPDEVIL on Mar 26, 2003 19:45:22 GMT
Matt Whats your mum like, If she is a stunner i think you should introduce us
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Post by Chris Taylor on Mar 26, 2003 21:55:49 GMT
LOL I like it Gary ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Paulscatt on Mar 26, 2003 22:07:25 GMT
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Post by CARPDEVIL on Mar 26, 2003 22:16:56 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Dave on Jan 24, 2006 22:52:33 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
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