Post by Gary on Apr 1, 2003 18:07:19 GMT
A Doctor was lecturing a huge audience of men, in Tampa. His topic was, "The Eating Habits Of The Adult Male."
He began, "The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drink corrodes your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous. None of us realize the long-term harm caused by poor quality drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. We all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several minutes of silence, a 75 year old man sitting in the front row, raised his hand and said,
" Wedding cake! " ;D ;D
He began, "The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drink corrodes your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous. None of us realize the long-term harm caused by poor quality drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. We all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several minutes of silence, a 75 year old man sitting in the front row, raised his hand and said,
" Wedding cake! " ;D ;D
