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Post by Gary on May 20, 2003 23:01:14 GMT
Not for junior viewing. ;D
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........ It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, some Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a litre of gin.............You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.
Have a bloody marvellous day.
Hope you youngsters haven't read this, don't want you to fall into bad habits. ;D
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Post by Paulscatt on May 20, 2003 23:11:07 GMT
For Men Tired of Receiving Male-Bashing Jokes: ;D ;D ;D
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men break wind more than women?
A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Post by Adam L on May 21, 2003 8:55:07 GMT
There not nice are they sir paul ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by matttttt on May 21, 2003 17:51:34 GMT
Q. What do U do if a woman comes out of the kitchen and hits u?
A. Shorten the chain! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Dave on Jan 24, 2006 22:55:21 GMT
i did as gary said i finished off two bags of mircros a bag of ringers pellets and i think i overfed
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Post by Stu on Jan 25, 2006 18:47:53 GMT
You didn't eat them Dave? ! ;D
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Post by Dave on Jan 25, 2006 20:56:01 GMT
yeah well nice especialy the fishmeal ones
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Post by CJA on Jan 25, 2006 20:57:21 GMT
wudn't put it past em.
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Post by Dave on Jan 25, 2006 20:58:09 GMT
>:(how you know what i eat lol ;D
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