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Post by Paulscatt on Mar 28, 2004 5:34:53 GMT
>"On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. > >"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. > >"What are dey den?" asks the attendant. > >"They're called tees" replies Tiger. > >"Well, what on dis good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. > >"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. > >"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of everyting!" >
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Post by CJA on Mar 28, 2004 11:33:24 GMT
know thats funny!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by andy222 on Mar 28, 2004 19:57:23 GMT
Thats a cracker!
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Post by matttttt on Mar 28, 2004 21:56:26 GMT
;D ;D say no more mate Nice one
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Post by danny on Apr 5, 2004 23:12:55 GMT
nice one best on here yet
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Post by Dave on Jan 24, 2006 22:46:05 GMT
yeah should of been bmw though as volvo arent the best but good joke
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