one from my step-daughter

[polepot]

2 boys where argueing over whoes dads faster ,so 1 ov the boys said wel my dad can shoot an arrow and catch it before it hits the target and the other boy said thats nothing my dad can shoot a gun and catch the bullet in his teeth before it gets to the target and a boy walkin past hears them talkin about it and he said ooh thats nothing my dad only finishes work at half 5 but hes home for half 3 , he works for the council ;D ;D

[ridgeacre]

Another Sandwell M.B.C. worker.

[Kingfisher]

That's one I can tell my granddaughters!