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Post by Liquidized on Jun 27, 2005 4:57:04 GMT
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
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Post by echoromeo on Jun 27, 2005 5:27:09 GMT
Guy went to the doctor thinking he was suffering with paranoia, kept thinking no one liked him. Doc said he wasn't ill at all..........................no body did like him
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Post by snaptackle on Aug 4, 2005 4:14:55 GMT
Was his name Keith Arthur!!!!!
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