Boris
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Post by Boris on Jul 30, 2005 20:43:44 GMT
A man is sitting at his local pool when a stranger comes and tackles up next to him. After a while chatting the newcomer reveals that he got married the day before and he's on his honeymoon with his new wife.
"So why are you fishing and not with your new wife ?" says the first man.
"I just love fishing," comes the reply. "So far I've been fishing all day and all night. I love it."
"Well it's nothing to do with me." says the first man. "but aren't you missing out on some fantastic sex with your new bride at home."
"I was going to , but she's got gonorrhoea." he answers.
"Well it is your honeymoon couldn't you give her one up the Gary Glitter?"
"I was going to , but she's got diarrhoea."
"In that case." says the first man "she could at least give you a blow job."
"I was going to ask her but she's got cold sores and warts all over here mouth." comes the answer.
The first man is confused: " Gonorrhoea, diarrhoea, cold sores and warts --- Jesus why the hell did you marry her?"
"Great maggots." comes the reply.
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ubat
Junior Member
A flyer??
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Post by ubat on Aug 1, 2005 8:23:19 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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