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Post by CJA on Aug 11, 2005 19:43:57 GMT
gt this off TF.
class joke.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says
"Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started"
Her boyfriend asks "What is it supposed to be when its finished?"
The blonde says "According to the picture on the box, its a tiger"
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the jigsaw puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger"
He takes her hand and says:
"Secondly I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed,
"let's put all these Frosties back in the box".
;D ;D
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Post by Stu on Aug 11, 2005 21:47:15 GMT
They're GREAT! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ubat
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Post by ubat on Aug 15, 2005 12:08:08 GMT
Another....
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"
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