Those female personal ads

[poolsfodder]

40-ish......................... 49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking............Has a face like an ar$e
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
Educated......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
Emotionally Secure........On medication
Feminist.........................Fat
Free spirit......................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former $lut
Fun...............................Annoying
Gentle...........................Dull
Good Listener...............Autistic
New-Age......................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................No BJs or ana1
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
Poet...............................Depressive
Professional............... ...Bi*ch
Romantic.......................Frigid
Voluptuous....................Very Fat
Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
Widow...........................Murderer

now we know what they mean hey.