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Post by cantdraw on Apr 4, 2006 16:21:09 GMT
80 percent of scousers have had sex in the shower. the rest havent been in prison yet ;D
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Post by Bobby G on Apr 4, 2006 16:22:57 GMT
99.9% of people have heard that joke ages ago,the other .1% have just caught up  |
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Post by growler on May 5, 2006 18:34:45 GMT
tom thumb sleeping beauty and quasimodo are all arguing tom thumb says well i am the smallest person in the world sleeping beauty says well i am the most beatiful person in the world and quasi says well i am the most ugliest person in the world so to settle there disputes they all go to the guiness book of world records tom goes first and comes out with a smile on his face told you i was the smallest next goes sleeping beauty she comes out smilling told you i was the most beautiful then in goes quasi 2 minutes later he comes out shaking his head and in tears whos this scouser called bobby g
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Post by Bobby G on May 5, 2006 20:57:22 GMT
tom thumb sleeping beauty and quasimodo are all arguing tom thumb says well i am the smallest person in the world sleeping beauty says well i am the most beatiful person in the world and quasi says well i am the most ugliest person in the world so to settle there disputes they all go to the guiness book of world records tom goes first and comes out with a smile on his face told you i was the smallest next goes sleeping beauty she comes out smilling told you i was the most beautiful then in goes quasi 2 minutes later he comes out shaking his head and in tears whos this scouser called bobby g  Well for 1 thing growler................ bobbyg aint a scouser,try again. |
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Post by royst on May 5, 2006 21:22:39 GMT
80 percent of scousers have had sex in the shower. the rest havent been in prison yet ;D the other 20% are awaiting trial ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by growler on May 6, 2006 7:28:45 GMT
royst doesnt matter still a good joke you can use it for anyone by the way bobby no offence considering your not a scouser
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Post by Bobby G on May 7, 2006 8:42:07 GMT
Non taken ;D
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Post by poolsfodder on May 8, 2006 12:33:46 GMT
what is it that Billy Makin says, if it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and looks like a duck, you dont wait for the DNA, you stuff an orange up its ar5e and eat it!
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Post by growler on May 22, 2006 13:35:40 GMT
a couple of quick scouser jokes
what do you call a scouser in court? the acussed
what do you call a scouser in a semi? a burglar
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Post by poleking on Jul 23, 2006 2:14:56 GMT
wnat do you call a scouser with a car
a twocer
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Post by oneabung on Jul 31, 2006 12:29:41 GMT
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".
The scouser said "You're bull sh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you flipping started it!
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Post by oneabung on Sept 8, 2006 8:24:23 GMT
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Well for 1 thing growler................ bobbyg aint a scouser,try again.