Post by Larry Teepot on May 18, 2006 20:08:36 GMT
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
> >The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
> >is struck by lightning.
> >One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the
> >front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
> >
> >Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
> >earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
> >feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
> >forgotten their own peril.
> >They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
> >the plane. Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the
> >plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
> >
> >He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
> >button at a time.
> >
> >No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
> >She gasps.
> >
> >He whispers: "Iron this. Then get me a beer."
> >The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
> >is struck by lightning.
> >One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the
> >front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
> >
> >Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
> >earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
> >feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
> >forgotten their own peril.
> >They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
> >the plane. Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the
> >plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
> >
> >He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
> >button at a time.
> >
> >No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
> >She gasps.
> >
> >He whispers: "Iron this. Then get me a beer."
after wards at the inquest to paddy's death the coroner says he died of multiple injuries murphy shouts up no no he died of VD on the way down he shouted i am a gonorrhea.