Post by growler on May 30, 2006 8:57:59 GMT
A curious lad approaches his father: "Dad , how many kind of breasts are there?" "well son," begins dad, a little taken aback, "there are three kinds of breasts. in her twenties a women's breasts are like melons - round and firm! in her thirties they're like pears - still great , but a little bit hanging. Anytime after that, they're like onions." "Onions?" asks the lad. "oh yes," replies dad, "she peels back that bra and you cry your eyes out."