Post by growler on Jun 2, 2006 10:56:07 GMT
A mother and her young son are flying from London to Chicago.
After staring out of the window for some considerable time , the boy has a question: "mum," he asks, "if dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
Certain she'll have to fess up all the mucky details of sex, mum avoids the question. "Go see the stewardess," she replies, "I'm sure she'd be more than happy to answer your question."
Off the boy skips down the aisle to the stewardess. "Excuse me miss he says, if dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats why don't planes have baby planes." Did your mother tell you to come and ask me that? asks the stewardess, realising the dilemma she faces.
sure did says the little boy well then starts the stewardess tell mummy that there are no baby planes because this airline always pulls out on time. Now let her explain that to you
After staring out of the window for some considerable time , the boy has a question: "mum," he asks, "if dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
Certain she'll have to fess up all the mucky details of sex, mum avoids the question. "Go see the stewardess," she replies, "I'm sure she'd be more than happy to answer your question."
Off the boy skips down the aisle to the stewardess. "Excuse me miss he says, if dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats why don't planes have baby planes." Did your mother tell you to come and ask me that? asks the stewardess, realising the dilemma she faces.
sure did says the little boy well then starts the stewardess tell mummy that there are no baby planes because this airline always pulls out on time. Now let her explain that to you