What not to say on the train!

[Stu]

While on the train the other day, heading to London for another day in the smoke, I was on the phone to me Dad discussing my recent bagging session at Larford.

Anyway, after losing the signal for the umpteenth time (it happens around Northamptonshire) when my Dad called me back and asked about the hookbaits I had used, the first thing I said was.....

"I got through about forty hookers"

For a moment the carriage fell silent, I received odd sideways glances from the many suits reading their FTs etc, and I thought the old dear on the other side of the aisle was going to have a coronary.

Teach them to listen in on half a conversation!

Oh well, next time I will have to mention getting my tackle out, using my whip, and how stiff my pole was etc etc ;D

And where did this conversation take place? On a Virgin train of course! ;D

Stu ;D

[CJA]

thats a good one stu. ;D ;D

[Stu]

Yep sure was.

When I explained, why I had paused, to my Dad on the phone he just pi$$ed himself laughing. The last thing I heard (before the phone cut out again) was him telling his mates at the other end and them all laughing.

It was one of those "you had to be there" moments. ;D