Post by Paulscatt on Jun 7, 2004 22:00:41 GMT
Subject: Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims: "So, you are the great
Lone Ranger. In honor of the Buffalo Festival, you will
be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse
gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill
you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver
is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across! the plains and
disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill
you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
horse,....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought
to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very
carefully, for the last time ....
I said, "BRING POSSE!".
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims: "So, you are the great
Lone Ranger. In honor of the Buffalo Festival, you will
be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse
gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill
you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver
is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across! the plains and
disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill
you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
horse,....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought
to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very
carefully, for the last time ....
I said, "BRING POSSE!".