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Post by POLEPOT on Jun 21, 2004 13:58:29 GMT
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there.
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Post by POLEPOT on Jun 21, 2004 14:00:52 GMT
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."
"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"
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Post by CJA on Jun 21, 2004 15:44:40 GMT
LOL LOL LOL
mainly to last one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by danny on Jun 21, 2004 16:58:18 GMT
lol
shouldnt be laughing really my girlfriend is blond tut tut tut
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Post by CJA on Jun 21, 2004 17:22:41 GMT
she doesn't look that stupid. quite fit nad size **** like jordan. shame she is 265 miles. thats not round trip. tut, tut, tut CJA
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