Mary, who didn't have a little lamb!

[Stu]

Mary had a little skirt,
it was split right up the side;
everywhere that Mary went,
the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt,
it was split right up the front;
but she didn't wear that one often!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[FraserClarke]

Mary had a third skirt too,
it was split right up the back;
she didn't wear that much either...

Mary had a favourite blouse,
cut much lower than the rest;
unfortunately she often wore a jumper...

[Bobby G]

MMMMM.... like to meet Mary ;D