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Post by POLEPOT on Jul 23, 2004 14:06:35 GMT
A ventroliquist is holidaying in the Welsh mountains when he comes across a farmer leaning on his gate and thinks he,ll have a bit of fun. "Morning Farmer, lovely day, is that your dog ? He,s handsome" "It is sir", the farmer replies. The ventroliquist looks at the dog and says "Hello lad is this your master"?? The dog looks at him and says "Yes indeed it is". "And is he a good and kind master"?? "He,s ok" said the dog. The Farmer is astonished. The ventroliquist looks over to the farmers horse. "Morning Mr Horse , and how are you today"?? "Im not so good today ,my backs playing up" says the horse. The Farmer is stood there open mouthed and gobsmacked. "Is this your master"?? "Yes it is" answers the horse. "Is he a good master" ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) "Oh yes" says the horse , "He looks after us well" The ventroliquist looks at the farmer and says "Is that your sheep" The farmer spins round and says "That sheeps a bloody liar".
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