DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[POLEPOT]

A scouser took a trip to rhyll, North wales. While in a bar, a leyther on the next stool spoke to the scouser in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"yeah, that sounds pretty good," said the scouser, rubbing his hands on his shellsuit bottoms.

The leyther said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The scouser scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who was it?"

"It was ME," chortled the leyther.

So the scouser paid for the drinks.

Back in maghull the scouser went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"bobby," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me two. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Scatty.

"Ok," the scouser said, "my father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

"Search me," said scatty. "I give up, who was it?"

The scouser burst out, "It was some leyther up in rhyll, North wales!"

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[royst]

Whats a leyther

[CJA]

where does he get them from

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[matttttt]

A leyther is someone from Wigan

[Bobby G]

A leyther is someone who doesn't know who a scouser is

[Bobby G]

Any way Polepot ........ dont talk about your kid like that

[danny]

;D ;D ;D

[POLEPOT]

A leyther is someone from LEIGH, not wigan



nice picture bobbychuckembackwonamatch, been flicking through the family album again

[matttttt]

;D ;D Looks a bit like Kim Milsom??

[POLEPOT]

No matttt, its not that ugly

[matttttt]

and he doesn't have two heads, how silly of me