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Post by matt6900 on Sept 17, 2004 22:22:25 GMT
Jesus Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rotweiller Jesus," the bird answered.
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Post by matttttt on Sept 17, 2004 22:24:08 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by EJAYAR on Sept 17, 2004 23:08:01 GMT
;D ;D ;D brilliant
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Post by POLEPOT on Sept 18, 2004 7:11:53 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by CJA on Sept 18, 2004 19:37:16 GMT
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Post by danny on Sept 19, 2004 22:34:48 GMT
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Post by FORDY on Sept 20, 2004 21:04:51 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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