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Post by matt6900 on Oct 1, 2004 21:46:46 GMT
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump. The corporal explained the procedure "You count to ten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute doesn't open, pull the second. That should do it. Then, after you land, there'll be a truck waiting to pick you up."
The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary "Geronimo!" and jumped out of the plane.
He counted to ten and pulled the ripcord. The chute failed to open. He pulled the second ripcord and the chute still didn't open. As he plummeted downward, he said, "I'll bet that bloody truck won't be there either!"
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Post by andy222 on Oct 5, 2004 19:53:17 GMT
Nice one mate.
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Post by CJA on Oct 5, 2004 21:19:10 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by danny on Oct 5, 2004 22:35:16 GMT
good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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