|
NHS
Oct 5, 2004 16:30:26 GMT
Post by poolsfodder on Oct 5, 2004 16:30:26 GMT
>The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified >she wanted to see absolutely everything. > >During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient >was w*nking. "Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the >meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry >your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is >only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his >testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is >causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 > >times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and >he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. > >On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a >patient a bl*w-job "Oh my goodness!", said the Queen, "What on earth is >happening in there?" > > > >The Doctor replied, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Same problem, but he's with Bupa".
|
|
|
NHS
Oct 5, 2004 16:51:26 GMT
Post by golden hand on Oct 5, 2004 16:51:26 GMT
nice one ;D ;D
|
|
|
NHS
Oct 10, 2004 22:51:11 GMT
Post by matttttt on Oct 10, 2004 22:51:11 GMT
very good mate ;D
|
|
|
NHS
Oct 12, 2004 19:24:01 GMT
Post by ridgeacre on Oct 12, 2004 19:24:01 GMT
Im in BUPA but its never happened to me. Maybe the next time.
|
|