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Post by welshmagic on Oct 11, 2004 21:49:01 GMT
a man and his wife are lying next to eachother in bed,on a very cold wet night,when all of a sudden theres a knock at the door.the man decides to leave it,but 2 minutes later theres another knock at the door,so much to his annoyance,he walks down the stairs and opens the door. 'please mate,you couldnt do me a massive favour,i wouldnt normally ask this,but i really really need a push,
'sorry mate,its 3am,cold,rainy,and ive got to get up at 7 for work' said the p****d off man,before slamming the door and going back to bed.
'who was that darling?'asked his wife
'some man asking for a push'
'well did you help him?'she asks
'of course not,its cold,wet,and ive got to get up early'
'well,thats fair enough,but dont you remember a few months ago,when your car broke down on a similar night,and those blokes gave you a push.you would have been buggered without them' she reminds him
this plays on the mans mind for a few minutes,and eventually his conscience gets the better of him,and he begrudgingly trapses down the stairs,steps out into the rain and calls out into the darkness, 'ok mate,ive thought about it,my wife made me see sense,and its only fair that i give you a push.....so where are you?'
'over here' came the reply.......................'on the swings'
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Post by madforit on Oct 11, 2004 22:05:10 GMT
Nice one Welshmagic!!!
PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by matt6900 on Oct 12, 2004 18:39:53 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D.
[glow=red,2,300]EXCELLENT[/glow]
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ridgeacre on Oct 12, 2004 19:06:02 GMT
Like it.
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