Post by POLEPOT on Oct 30, 2004 7:53:47 GMT
Another Saturday Night
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
Ash Blonde
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!
Autoblonde
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
Ash Blonde
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!
Autoblonde
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.