guess what this is about

[POLEPOT]

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard the drinks were on the house.

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

[StAcEy]

how can you tell when a blone is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and is looking for her pencil.

[POLEPOT]

you'll be a brunette then











































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can I sell you a pencil

[StAcEy]

thats funny. I am brunette

[matt6900]

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

[CJA]

lol