Post by ridgeacre on Nov 27, 2004 1:37:40 GMT
This geezer is sitting reading his Sun paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and gives him a whack on the head with a frying pan.
"Whats that for"he says
"Thats for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary-Ellen written on it" she replies
"Don't be daft" he explains"two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary-Ellen was one of the horses I backed"
She seemed satisfied at this and went about her household jobs.
Three days later he,s again sitting reading his paper when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes round he say,s"What the hell was that for"
" Your horse rang"
"Whats that for"he says
"Thats for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Mary-Ellen written on it" she replies
"Don't be daft" he explains"two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary-Ellen was one of the horses I backed"
She seemed satisfied at this and went about her household jobs.
Three days later he,s again sitting reading his paper when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes round he say,s"What the hell was that for"
" Your horse rang"
