brunette meets genie

[POLEPOT]

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

[henry]

Good one polepot. Where do you get all of these from?

[POLEPOT]

sorry mate, but for legal reasons I cannot divulge my source ;D ;D

[Stu]

Polepot,
It wasn't you who nicked Bob Monkhouses book of jokes all those years ago, was it? ;D

[ridgeacre]

Pedro and Gonzalez are out fishing in their boat when the same bottle floats by. Pedro like lightning grabs it and gives it rub out pops the genie "you can have one wish times are hard"said the genie and before Gonzalez can say anything Pedro says"turn the sea to beer" whoosh it turns to beer and the genie is gone. Gonzalez said "you daft git look what you have done now, we shall have to pee in the boat"