Post by fishmeal on Dec 10, 2004 9:12:51 GMT
a man goes to the vets as his parrot is looking decidely under the weather,
"just take a look will you please doc?"
"certainly sir just wait outside in the waiting room, i wont be two ticks".
a couple of minutes later the vet comes out,
" im very sorry sir, your parrot is dead"," and that will be twenty pounds sir"
the man is enraged, "i dont beleive this, i want a second opinion",
ok says the vet, "come into the surgery"the man follows the vet, on the table is a very dead looking parrot.
"right sir, your second opinon" the vet whistles and a dog comes bounding into the room, jumps up on the table, gives the parrot a good sniffing allover, and gives a bark.
the man "says thats no good i want a third opinon",
the vet goes out of the door, and a few seconds later,returns with a black moggy,
he puts the moggy on the table, and it gives the parrot a thorough sniffing,and then miaows, the parrot owner admits defeat.
"right sir before you go will you settle your bill? it will be one hundred pounds"
"hundred quid?" i thought you said it was twenty"?
"ah yes sir, it was twenty for me looking at you parrot"
"
but, it is forty pounds for the lab report,
and an additional forty pounds for the cat scan"
bum bum ;D
"just take a look will you please doc?"
"certainly sir just wait outside in the waiting room, i wont be two ticks".
a couple of minutes later the vet comes out,
" im very sorry sir, your parrot is dead"," and that will be twenty pounds sir"
the man is enraged, "i dont beleive this, i want a second opinion",
ok says the vet, "come into the surgery"the man follows the vet, on the table is a very dead looking parrot.
"right sir, your second opinon" the vet whistles and a dog comes bounding into the room, jumps up on the table, gives the parrot a good sniffing allover, and gives a bark.
the man "says thats no good i want a third opinon",
the vet goes out of the door, and a few seconds later,returns with a black moggy,
he puts the moggy on the table, and it gives the parrot a thorough sniffing,and then miaows, the parrot owner admits defeat.
"right sir before you go will you settle your bill? it will be one hundred pounds"
"hundred quid?" i thought you said it was twenty"?
"ah yes sir, it was twenty for me looking at you parrot"
"
but, it is forty pounds for the lab report,
and an additional forty pounds for the cat scan"
bum bum ;D