Post by POLEPOT on Dec 13, 2004 9:09:25 GMT
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar,and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks into his shirt pocket, then he orders the bertender to prepare another double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes that one, he again peers into his shirt pocket and orders the same again from the bartender.
The bartender said "Look mate, i'll bring you all the martinis you want all night long. but youv'e got to tell me whats in your shirt pocket before i give you another one?"
The businessman replies -
"I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When SHE starts to look good then i know it's time to go home!!!"
After he finishes the drink, he peeks into his shirt pocket, then he orders the bertender to prepare another double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes that one, he again peers into his shirt pocket and orders the same again from the bartender.
The bartender said "Look mate, i'll bring you all the martinis you want all night long. but youv'e got to tell me whats in your shirt pocket before i give you another one?"
The businessman replies -
"I'm looking at a photo of my wife. When SHE starts to look good then i know it's time to go home!!!"