Post by POLEPOT on Dec 13, 2004 9:33:41 GMT
A woman comes out of the hairdressers and dashes into the doctors surgery,
the doctor says "how can I help you madam?"
Woman "I hurt all over doctor"
Doctor "all over, you mean everywhere?"
Woman "yes doctor, look I'll show you" and she procedes to touch her leg with her index finger, "ouch" then her arm "ouch" then her head "ouch" and her back "ouch".
The doctor says "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question Madam ?"
Woman "No, of course not doctor"
Doctor "have you just had your hair dyed ?"
Woman "yes"
Doctor "Is your hair naturally blonde ?"
Woman "yes"
Doctor "Ahh, then I know what the problem is"
Woman "What is it doctor"
Doctor "You've broken your finger"
the doctor says "how can I help you madam?"
Woman "I hurt all over doctor"
Doctor "all over, you mean everywhere?"
Woman "yes doctor, look I'll show you" and she procedes to touch her leg with her index finger, "ouch" then her arm "ouch" then her head "ouch" and her back "ouch".
The doctor says "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question Madam ?"
Woman "No, of course not doctor"
Doctor "have you just had your hair dyed ?"
Woman "yes"
Doctor "Is your hair naturally blonde ?"
Woman "yes"
Doctor "Ahh, then I know what the problem is"
Woman "What is it doctor"
Doctor "You've broken your finger"
