Post by POLEPOT on Dec 14, 2004 11:11:27 GMT
Superman and Batman agree to meet up for a drink.
Batman arrives at the bar first and orders the beers.
By the time Superman gets there Batman is on his third beer.
Batman "I thought you weren't going to come".
Superman "Sorry I'm late. I was flying here when I happened to look down. There in the middle of Central park was Wonder Woman. She was stark naked, lying on her back spreadeagled, her eyes were closed and she was moaning in passion".
Batman "Sounds like she was up for it".
Superman "Yes, that's what I figured, so I went into a power dive, stripping off as I went and, wallop, I was straight in there".
Batman "I bet she was surprised".
Superman "She sure was, but not as much as the Invisible Man".
Batman arrives at the bar first and orders the beers.
By the time Superman gets there Batman is on his third beer.
Batman "I thought you weren't going to come".
Superman "Sorry I'm late. I was flying here when I happened to look down. There in the middle of Central park was Wonder Woman. She was stark naked, lying on her back spreadeagled, her eyes were closed and she was moaning in passion".
Batman "Sounds like she was up for it".
Superman "Yes, that's what I figured, so I went into a power dive, stripping off as I went and, wallop, I was straight in there".
Batman "I bet she was surprised".
Superman "She sure was, but not as much as the Invisible Man".
