tom thumb sleeping beauty and quasimodo are all arguing tom thumb says well i am the smallest person in the world sleeping beauty says well i am the most beatiful person in the world and quasi says well i am the most ugliest person in the world so to settle there disputes they all go to the guiness book of world records tom goes first and comes out with a smile on his face told you i was the smallest next goes sleeping beauty she comes out smilling told you i was the most beautiful then in goes quasi 2 minutes later he comes out shaking his head and in tears whos this scouser called bobby g
tom thumb sleeping beauty and quasimodo are all arguing tom thumb says well i am the smallest person in the world sleeping beauty says well i am the most beatiful person in the world and quasi says well i am the most ugliest person in the world so to settle there disputes they all go to the guiness book of world records tom goes first and comes out with a smile on his face told you i was the smallest next goes sleeping beauty she comes out smilling told you i was the most beautiful then in goes quasi 2 minutes later he comes out shaking his head and in tears whos this scouser called bobby g
Well for 1 thing growler................ bobbyg aint a scouser,try again.
what is it that Billy Makin says, if it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and looks like a duck, you dont wait for the DNA, you stuff an orange up its ar5e and eat it!
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".
The scouser said "You're bull sh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you flipping started it!